Superman 64: The Restrictions Behind the Worst Game Ever Made
Everyone already knows Superman 64 is bad. It shows up on every worst-games list ever assembled. In fact, it holds an actual Guinness World Record for it, and thirty seconds…
Doom 64 Ends With the Hero Choosing to Stay in Hell Forever. Almost Nobody Talks About That.
Doom 64 isn’t a port of the PC games. Here’s how Midway built it from scratch, where the Unmaker weapon actually came from, and how a 2020 remaster turned its unsettling ending into official Doom canon.
N64 Project Pickups: GoldenEye 007 Leads a Four-Cart Haul
Four new N64 Project pickups landed on the shelf this week, and normally that is a quiet update, a paragraph or two, a price, done. This time one of the…
Beetle Adventure Racing Started Life As A Cancelled Need For Speed Game
Beetle Adventure Racing is one of those Nintendo 64 games that everyone who played it remembers, and almost nobody talks about anymore. This alien Beetle racer with secret shortcuts has…
GoldenEye 007’s Best Feature Wasn’t Supposed to Exist
Every N64 owner from the era has the same GoldenEye 007 multiplayer memory: four controllers, a CRT split into quarters, and one house rule everyone had, no Oddjob, because his…
Three More Carts In: Star Wars Episode I: Racer, Tigger’s Honey Hunt, and Chopper Attack
This week’s N64 Project pickups add three more carts to the shelf: Star Wars Episode I: Racer, Tigger’s Honey Hunt, and Chopper Attack. None of them look like much loose…
Glover’s Sequel Was 85% Finished. A Spreadsheet Killed It.
Glover doesn’t come up much in N64 conversations. When it does, people usually bring it up as a punchline: a game where you play a sentient glove pushing a ball…
Quest 64 Is Rough, Backwards, and Still Worth Owning
Quest 64 doesn’t get talked about with the same reverence as the rest of the N64 library, and honestly, it shouldn’t. It’s rough. The world is empty in places, the…
Majora’s Mask Was Built in 15 Months, and You Can Feel Every Week of It
I finally pulled my complete in box copy of Majora’s Mask off the shelf this week, and every time I hold this game I think about the same thing: this…
How to Actually Play N64 in 2026
I’ve been deep in the N64 Project for a while now, buying every cartridge I can find, but I realized I never actually wrote about how I’m playing any of…